{"product_id":"dark-thoughts-mug","title":"'Dark thoughts' Mug","description":"For the mornings when your coffee is strong, your thoughts are questionable, and yet — against all odds — you’re still functioning. The Guardians of Sanity “Dark Roast. Dark Thoughts. Still Here!” Mug blends gothic vibes, dark humour, and unapologetic honesty into one gloriously moody cup. Featuring a steaming coffee, skull, bats, beans and a full moon, it’s the perfect mug for anyone who copes with life using caffeine and sarcasm.\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eMade from durable ceramic with a black handle and rim, this mug brings character to your kitchen, desk, or late‑night overthinking sessions. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to a mate who thrives on chaos and caffeine, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh and spark a conversation.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Premium ceramic mug with bold, full‑colour gothic artwork  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Black handle and rim for a clean, modern, moody look  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Dishwasher and microwave safe  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Perfect for home, office, or existential crisis breaks  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Designed in the UK by Guardians of Sanity  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Ideal gift for coffee lovers, overthinkers, and dark‑humour enthusiasts  \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Guardians of Sanity","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":53730842673485,"sku":"2CRMUG-BK","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/4656\/4173\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_d790e678-c3ec-48d3-a9be-945c03c3c75f.jpg?v=1776441555","url":"https:\/\/guardiansofsanity.com\/products\/dark-thoughts-mug","provider":"Guardians of Sanity","version":"1.0","type":"link"}