{"product_id":"maze-unisex-hoody","title":"'Maze' Unisex Hoody","description":"Meet the Guardians of Sanity “My Mind Is a Maze \/ I Lost the Map” Hoodie — the heavyweight, soft‑touch pullover built for men who cope with life using humour, honesty, and the occasional emotional plot twist.  \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eThe front features the Guardians shield emblem with the simple message “Let’s talk.” — subtle, supportive, and not preachy.  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eThe back? A bold, colourful graphic shouting the truth every overthinker knows:  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e“My mind is a maze… and I lost the map!”  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eIt’s relatable. It’s funny. It’s painfully accurate.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eMade from a premium cotton blend, this unisex hoodie is warm, durable, and designed for real life — gym days, pub nights, match days, uni, or those “I’m not leaving the house today” days.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e---\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eKey Features\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Premium soft‑touch cotton blend – warm, durable, and ridiculously comfortable  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Heavyweight feel without the bulk – perfect for UK weather  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Unisex fit – flattering on all body types  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Bold full‑back graphic – colourful, expressive, conversation‑starting  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Guardians chest emblem – subtle mental‑health‑positive messaging  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Kangaroo pocket + adjustable drawstrings  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e- Designed for everyday wear – gym, pub, match days, uni, or recovery days  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Guardians of Sanity","offers":[{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":53715638976845,"sku":"JH001-S","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":53715639009613,"sku":"JH001-M","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":53715639042381,"sku":"JH001-L","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":53715639075149,"sku":"JH001-XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XXL","offer_id":53715639107917,"sku":"JH001-XXL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XXXL","offer_id":53715639140685,"sku":"JH001-XXXL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/4656\/4173\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_52f80c3d-c437-4d43-9c6c-ad96088c41bd.png?v=1776954286","url":"https:\/\/guardiansofsanity.com\/products\/maze-unisex-hoody","provider":"Guardians of Sanity","version":"1.0","type":"link"}