'Conspiracy theorist' Unisex T-shirt
Military Green / S
£14.99
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£14.99
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Your brain ever start connecting red string between problems that don’t even exist? This Guardians of Sanity t‑shirt turns that chaotic inner detective board into a badge of honour. Designed for men who cope with overthinking using humour, honesty, and a bit of self‑awareness, this tee blends mental‑health‑positive messaging with bold, eye‑catching artwork.
'Conspiracy theorist' Unisex T-shirt
£14.99
Sale price
£14.99
Regular price
The back print features a full conspiracy‑theory board — UFO, tin‑foil‑hat brain, red string, the lot — paired with the line: “My brain is a conspiracy theorist about my own life.” It’s relatable, funny, and painfully accurate. On the front, the Guardians emblem and “Let’s talk” message keep things subtle, supportive, and stylish.
Made from premium soft‑touch cotton, this olive‑green unisex tee is breathable, durable, and built for everyday wear — gym days, pub nights, match days, uni, or just navigating the chaos of your own thoughts.
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Key Features
- Premium soft‑touch cotton
- Olive‑green unisex fit
- Bold full‑colour back graphic with conspiracy‑theory artwork
- Subtle Guardians chest emblem with “Let’s talk” message
- Breathable, durable, everyday comfort
- Designed for men’s mental health awareness with humour and honesty